You’re a can of soup

Today I have:

• looked up for a patron how to tell if a can of soup (without an expiration date stamp) has expired
• read a passage from the Encyclopedia of Communes aloud to a patron over the phone
• been invited to a TV premiere party at a patron’s house
• shelved, shelved, shelved, and shelved

Now I think I’m going to go browse shelve in the knitting books.